Welcome - we're glad that you're here!
We aim to be good hosts and to
provide for your online comfort and enjoyment. But you sought us
out for a reason - don't deny it... it's like taking 13 steps
off the end of a 12-step keyboard. You'll feel better when you accept
the fact that you're probably spending too much time plugged in. We've
all overdone it, at one time or another, and we're here to support you.
What you have to do is stand up, look everyone in the eye, and say:
That's Interholic Key F1. There are eleven more (see below).
Now, doesn't that help?
It's important to admit that things are out of control, before you
can accept the support that you desperately need. We've all
been there. We know how it feels to stay up most of the night
in search of the atomic clock, Salvador Dalí´s
Home Page, or the new super high-tech website just created
by the Amish. No need to panic, we've provided them for you
at the link site below!
MEMBERSHIP - now that you've joined the F12
Online Anonymous Twelve Step Program, you can spread the
word to other tormented souls in need of succor. Just click 'n
clone this hotkey award to your own website; we simply ask
that you provide a link behind it, similar to the following:
<a href="http://www.apc.net/ia/index.htm"><img src="f12.gif"></a>
If you need help with this
procedure, contact your Internet provider. All other F12
content is copyrighted, which means it's unavailable for
duplication
. Cyberspace
elitism's out of style here - the site's been optimized for
many browsers, so use whatever you like! Also, you won't need
your hard-hat - nobody here codes exploding, half-baked
HTML. Although our content is updated
continually, we're not under construction. So relax and enjoy
the dancing pixels, secure in the knowledge that you're
viewing a finished product!
AWARDS - a sampling of the
organizations and individuals
who have validated our existence:
WINNER - Contest #209 - Your Name Here! :
Burning Typewriter: Would you like a powerful writer's image as your Windows (or other system) background graphic? In 3.x, choose Main, Control Panel, Desktop, to record the name of your current Wallpaper File, in case you want to undo your work. Then visit "Hommage" 1974 by Leopoldo M. Maler, which is located at The Hess Collection. After loading, simply right-click on it, and select Set As Wallpaper! [To make a smaller version, paste its URL into the Graphics section at Anikó J. Bartos - Conversion and choose Shrink to Purée, so WebFX can chop it down to size.]
FAQ (olfactory) | I Link, Therefore I Am (audio+tactile)
You might be a modemhead if... | The Twelve Keys
Bottoms Up! (there's no accounting for taste)
and now the counter's on the blink!