Double Bill Matinée
by Alan C. Baird

Drinks. Popcorn. Comfy seat in
the dark. Crazed groundskeeper
chases wacky gopher around
the golf course; hijinks ensue.
End credits. Piss break.
More comfy drinks and popcorn.
Comical camp counselor
teaches wacky kids about life;
hijinks ensue. End credits.
BLINDING SUNLIGHT.

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