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Coauthored: "9TimeZones.com" hardback\softcover screenwriting book - amazon.com/dp/0738806137
Authored: "Côte d'Azur
(French Riviera, "Sky-Blue Coast") free eBook - amazon.com/dp/B07VKQR7YY
Authored: "Vlad
the Impaler: Son of Dracul" free eBook (based on 15th-century history - violent!) - amazon.com/dp/B017265KZE
Authored:
"Merlinsky: The Sorcerer's Apprentice" free eBook (based on 12th-century folklore myths) - amazon.com/dp/B019AWDV3Q
Authored:
"Eleven Thousand Virgins: Hildegard von Bingen's Last Chants" free eBook - amazon.com/dp/B019LWAW2I
Authored: "facebookworm"
social networking\screenwriting book - amazon.com/dp/1448620805
Sold: debut
student film to ABC-TV's groundbreaking cyberpunk series, Max Headroom.
Optioned: a
producer in Zagreb picked up the Hrvatski rights to a 3-page script "iSex." All non-Croatian-language rights are still
available. Including English.
Wrote: The Fall In Budapest
[quarterfinalist and finalist] Francis Ford Coppola calls this screenplay "quality stuff"
and the Creative Screenwriting magazine review says it has "tremendous possibilities as a
romantic thriller."
Wrote: \\\ BackslasherBlog.com \\\ [teen suspense\comedy]
Log line - Surfing for romance in cyberspace can be murder.
Wrote: Eleven
Thousand Virgins [feature screenplay - semifinalist], Merlinsky [feature screenplay -
quarterfinalist].
Wrote: Azért is..! (Despite everything..!) short animation script
[semifinalist] - Visit 9TimeZones.com/scr
for specifics on all scripts.
Wrote: spec TV scripts for Max Headroom, Family Ties,
Golden Girls, Night Court, Dave's World, and the original sitcom pilot sUBTexT.
Served As: Online Editor for
Palm Springs Life magazine, and wrote 631 articles in
9 months.
Wrote\Produced\Edited: TV ad\promo for HBO, NBC and UPN
(now CW).
Directed: 23 half-hours of 3 three-camera music TV series for
Hollywood indie prodco.
Edited\Wrote: radio network news scripts for iHeartMedia\NBC News
Radio World Desk (wrote 10 & edited 300 scripts/day for 9 years).
Wrote: 10-minute
stage play Doc Holliday's Gal [Big
Nose Kate and the gunfight at the OK Corral].
Wrote: one-act stage
play Twi§ted P@ir, and the prizewinning radio play Both Hands On the Keyboard,
Chucko.
Wrote\Performed: 136-word\54-second creative nonfiction short story\mp3 recording Hack.
Wrote: 21-word\121-character Twitter
play Texting 4 Godot.
Wrote: interactive
Flash micro stories published
by Locus Novus and magazine minima.
Wrote: poetry published by Putting
Others First, and haiku published by tinywords.
Designed\Taught: Blogging
101 course for the University of California.
Created: award-winning screenplay formatting
template - 9TimeZones.com/scr2.htm
Wrote:
many short stories and articles published in dozens of anthologies and magazines,
including PC, Playboy, and Britain's Guardian and Screenwriter. See http://9TimeZones.com/b for details on this prizewinning
writer.
Edited: Beneath The Shadow Of Perpetual Defeat
for designer Faruk Ulay (literary translation of a book
of essays, published in Turkey and America); Cruise Quarters (novel) for
producer Cara Bertoia; Floater (novel)
for producer Gary F. Carr; Straight To Nowhere, Indian Hair, Life By Misadventure and Tent City Chess Club (novels) for
John Kingery; and Floaters
(edited novel by Dr. Louis E. Catron, designed cover, published
posthumously).
Won: many spelling bees. Competed
in the National Spelling Bee. Twice. Beat
Ben Bernanke.
--Alan C. Baird
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